success!

successfully identified a google employee walking through the (14th street) 8th ave station based on color palette and apparent dollar value of clothing:

  • Forest Green (REI?) coat
  • Dark brown leather boots
  • Beige khakis

Guessed value of wardrobe: $700 (boots and coats kidd)

Confirmed when person inadvertently walked into the google office in front of me

i am pretty and successful

3 thoughts on “success!

  1. Get an anti-matter gun and play strip the yuppie! (Fun-fact, currency is a form of anti-matter and the gun will poop money if you aim it at the brand insignia)

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