NYC SUBWAY APP REVIEW

reposted from my app store review:

this app asked me to write a review while i was on the subway, and i couldn’t write a review because i didn’t have a cell service connection. i would give it 1.5 stars cuz i like the nyc subway a lot but i can’t give half star ratings so rip

my wife told me i could just round the rating up to 2 stars but i can’t compromise my integrity, it would be lying to the american people. practically lying straight to obama on a tribunal in front of the united nations of america. but i wanted to cover my bases so i wrote this paragraph instead. have a good evening y’all, stay free or whatever.

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  1. i give this article 3.5 starts out of 9–the supreme court good enough, then it’s good enough for us!
    you should listen to the wifey, she knows what’s up haha! but if your ever in boston let me know.

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