reposted from my app store review:

this app asked me to write a review while i was on the subway, and i couldn’t write a review because i didn’t have a cell service connection. i would give it 1.5 stars cuz i like the nyc subway a lot but i can’t give half star ratings so rip

my wife told me i could just round the rating up to 2 stars but i can’t compromise my integrity, it would be lying to the american people. practically lying straight to obama on a tribunal in front of the united nations of america. but i wanted to cover my bases so i wrote this paragraph instead. have a good evening y’all, stay free or whatever.

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